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luni, 31 mai 2010

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(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they think they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add in a clause here – This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’ . that will bring on a ‘whatever’).
(8) Whatever: Is a woman’s way of saying take a hike!
(9) Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to # 3.

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6 comentarii:

  1. Za...Livia, ai vrut sa ma zapacesti in dimineata asta...era sa-ti reuseasca:))

  2. Am observat.
    Dar tu de iubire n-ai auzit?
    Generozitate-Sensibilitate-Intelighentie-Sex-rabdare-Acceptare-Toleranta-AutoEducatie si cam atat. Si ar mai trebui adaugat la astea o pofta insatiabila de provocat si gata...ai scapat:))
    A..,nu sunt multe

  3. Joker-ule, am auzit, am vazut, am... Dar n-am inteles incotro bati.

  4. Ee..bateam si eu un apropo de o reasezare a grilei personale

  5. Mi-a inebunit blogu..imi da cu eroare la coment-uri.
    Uite vezi! Soarta niciodata nu te lasa profund:)
    Help! myy:)